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WOW, SO. Back on LiveJournal sometimes I'd make posts of silly screenshots of my Sims 3 families for fun. It kinda turned into a less hardcore formal version of the "legacy" challenge where you play your family up to ten generations. Now that I got Sims 3 working again, I wanna try it with a new family!

PREPARE TO GET SICK OF THESE.



So this is the new sim I made to start my family off with. This is Jupiter (I had Train stuck in my head at the same and I couldn't think of anything else okay. Also, Moonbeam and Flower Child didn't work out). She's going on the Criminal career path and wants to be a Master Thief. And the traits I remember her having right now so far are: Hot Tempered, Hopeless Romantic, Athletic, Kleptomaniac, Unlucky, aaaaaaaaand that's all I got right now.

ANYWAY so this is Jupiter and Jupiter makes stupid faces.



pls



Man this would look beautiful if my game textures loaded in half the time.

Anyway I had her go to work and a couple of days later WHOAH CHECK OUT THIS DUDER



I FOUND THIS WELL DRESSED SPECIMEN OF A MAN and decided he must be the designated babymaker to start the family off.

.  

oh and his name is xander or something



then GOD DAMMIT

 

you brought this on yourself



you did this



so are you just gonna hang out or



the next day jupiter became bff with this guy



THEN IT WAS TIME TO GO STEAL THINGS



The whole time I was going "are you gonna steal that car"



"can they even steal cars please steal the car"



"I need a car anyway--WHY DID YOU STEAL THE LAMP POST NEXT TO THE CAR"



"uh yeah steal the park bench I guess"



"could you at least steal the statue or"



"okay"



more faces happened



she also really likes dreaming about diamonds idk why



"fuck plates"



"fuck plates"



then the sexy moment of sexy truth




faces ensued



then butts

THE END

I actually have no more pictures but it turned out the guy had the "Fear of Commitment" trait so GOD DAMMIT

I might just cheat and bring him in the family anyway but we'll see

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